Massive bitch fight breaks out at Ascot dog park

Freedom_Park,_Dog_park_insideTwo pedigree bitches were involved in a vicious brawl at the Ascot Dog Park on Sunday afternoon.

It’s understood the bitches are known to each other and have had a few close calls at various locations around the suburb.

Eyewitnesses describe the scene as oddly compelling, as the two bitches clawed and bit each other in a frenzy of pent up aggression.

Bitch behavioural expert Dr Edwina Pennefather had this to say about the incident.  ‘These types are common in the area.  They’re usually very well groomed and appear all cool and calm, but scratch the surface and those bitches are a seething hot mess of aggression and competitive pent up anger.  Particularly when newcomers appear to upset the status quo.’

The Observer understands there may be more problems to come. ‘These bitches breed little bitches, and so the cycle continues,’ Dr Pennefather said.

While there was no serious injury reported, anyone finding a 2 carat diamond earring in the park is urged to surrender it to local police.

 

 


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