Local multi-billionaire businessman and BRW rich-lister Douglas Hugh-Jones has been left fuming after receiving a B- for his daughters grade 8 business principles assignment.
It’s understood Arabella Hugh-Jones sought her father’s guidance to ‘design a business plan’ and soon left him to his own devices so she could watch Stranger Things on Netflix.
After receiving the grade, a disgusted Mr Hugh-Jones claims he is left with no recourse other than to take his daughters guinea pig jewellery business to the world to prove his plan is nothing short of ‘A-fucking-plus!!‘
‘Hard marker my arse’ the businessman said of Miss O’Brien, the school’s BP teacher.
‘This new business will have a market cap of 100 million in 12 months. Then, O’Brien can suck on that particular fact for the rest of her miserable life.’
Despite the setback, it’s understood Mr Hugh-Jones will continue to do his daughter’s homework, or Airtask it out. ‘Some minions love this shit’, he said.